Tournament

Ladies and gentlemen, Seamstresses and Bouncers,

I have the pleasure to announce that we will have another tournament of might, starting now on Monday (1st of February) at 12am KoC (pacific) time. The tournament will end exactly a week later, that's Monday 8th of February at 12am KoC time.

You will all be sorted into three might groups, group 1 will be members up to 500'000 might, group 2 members 500'000-800'000 might and group 3 members from 800'000 might and up.

And of course the winner of each group will get a price. The winner in group 1 will get 1'000'000 of each resource, group 2 will get 1'500'000 of each and group 3 will get 2'000'000 of each.

There will be an updated list with the standings of all members each day on the alliance blog.

IMPORTANT: In order to make the prices reach the winners faster, I would like everyone to send the coords to your number 1 city to me before the end of the tournament. This list of coords will be kept by me alone and won't be posted anywhere.

If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask.

Love

Yavia
Queen of the Underworld

New member!

We would like to welcome our new Seamstress, Lord Ragnar! We are sure that he will be a great asset to our Guild.

New member

We would like to welcome our new Seamstress, Lady Wisdom! We hope that she will find joy in our Guild.

New member

We would like to welcome our new Seamstress, Lord peckerwood! We hope he will prosper and grow in our Guild.

New member

We would like to welcome our new Seamstress, Lord lancelots! We all hope the lord will be happy in our Guild!

Titles

The Leaders:

Lady Yavia (Chancellor) - Queen of the Underworld
Lord Maximus (Vice Chancellor) - The Queen's Bodyguard
Lady Draconis (Vice Chancellor) - Head Seamstress
Lord Horny (Officer) - Treasurer
Lord Rhal (Officer) - High Assassin
Lord Josephd (Officer) - Royal Physician
Lady Lavender (Officer) - Maître d'
Lord Cavblade (Officer) - Head Chef/Bouncer

The Members:

Lord Wyrmsbane - Bouncer
Lord Duckalot - Ground Keeper/Crypt Warden
Lord Calgary - Assassin
Lord Tylr - Linguist
Lord BilgeRat - Shop Assistant/Bouncer
Lady MIRA - Seamstress
Lord Secretmercenary - Prophet
Lord Erxtenk - Royal Decree Writer
Lord Samwise - Seamstress
Lady Cate - Nurse
Lord Dennisson - Arms Dealer/Shop Owner/Head Bouncer
Lord curtis82 - Seamstress
Lord lancelots - Guild Jester
Lord BoomBots - Seamstress
Lord Young - Seamstress
Lord Damian - Seamstress
Lord Ragnar - Wench Guard
Lord Draven - Seamstress
Lord EspasSerbus - Seamstress
Lord peckerwood - Seamstress
Lady Wisdom - Seamstress
Lord Mattmeister - Bouncer
Lady Lovely - Seamstress
Lady GraceeLissy - Seamstress
Lord lol - Seamstress
Lord PiCkeLeS - Seamstress
Lord Gingereagle - Seamstress
Lord easyryder - Seamstress
Lady Hildie - Souz Chef

The rules

To make this alliance as good and comfortable as possible, I have decided to write down some rules. Remember, these are for all our members:

• We play this game to have a good time, please don't offend the other players, it doesn't matter if they are in this alliance or another one, personal insults are not ok.
• Don't harrass another player by attacking multiple times, unless you're sure the city's abandoned.
• "Farming" will not be accepted.
• If you are attacked, scouted or in any way threatened by another player, please inform one of the leaders. You can do this by either messaging us in the regular way, or going to our name in the Alliance list and click on "Message", this will send your message to all the leaders.
• You are not allowed to attack a city or wilderness belonging to a member of any of our friendly alliances. You find the list over the friendly alliances under the Alliance tap on top of the screen. If one of these should attack you, it is important that you don't attack back (though if they steal a wilderness, you are allowed to take it back) and that you report this to me or to one of our Vice Chancellors, Lord Maximus or Lady Draconis.

If you follow this, I am sure we will prosper and become a great alliance!

About the original Seamstress' Guild from the world of Terry Pratchett

Motto: NIL VOLVPTI, SINE LVCRE.

No pleasure, without pay.

An embarrassed or meaningful clearing of the throat is generally used while speaking the name of this guild. They call themselves seamstresses (hem, hem). There seem to be many Seamstresses in Ankh-Morpork, and yet bachelors or old widowers have difficulty when they try to find needlewomen who wield needles and threads to repair garments. Genuine ability with needle and thread and occassional mushroom is the province of Sandra Battye, who retains the most cordial relationship with the Guild while, strictly speaking, not practicing as a Seamstress in the accepted sense of the word. The seamstresses in the Seamstresses' Guild are, in the politically-correct language of the modern Ankh-Morpork, ladies of negotiable affection, ladies whose company and loving attention, crudely put, could be hired for a night. A survey of the Guild of Merchants in the docks area of Ankh-Morpork found 987 women who gave their profession as "seamstress" – and two needles (according to Men at Arms).

The Seamstresses' Guild does not have a formal school, most of the training being, so to speak, on the job. Some Seamstresses are based in houses of negotiable affection or, in older language, houses of ill-repute, although these houses are often highly spoken of. The head of the guild is Mrs. Rosemary Palm, "Mrs" indicating seniority rather than marital status. The guild enforcers are the Agony Aunts, Sadie and Dotsie, prim, silent old ladies who will always catch up with a client that has behaved badly toward the Seamstresses. A punished client who is able to complain to the City Watch afterwards is considered to have gotten off lightly. The Seamstresses regulate their own behaviours like other good guilds. For instance, the Guild prides itself that a customer may safely enjoy the services it provides, and will only end up battered, berefit of money and clothing, and otherwise ill-abused, in an alley in The Shades at midnight, if his personal tastes were to run that way. Any attempt to rob a customer might be viewed as provoking a demarcation dispute with the Thieves' Guild, and it is certain the Guild Council will not view this favourably at all. Therefore, if Dolores Smother was ever a Guild member, her working ethos, of drugging and robbing unwary Borogravian soldiers, would result at the very least in the revocation of her membership, and possibly the cancellation of additional privileges such as being able to breathe or walk without assistance. After all, the Guild prides itself on its tradition of negotiated hospitality and on the safety of clients who are going about the pursuit of their pleasures.

Text from Wiki.